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    HETEROSEXUAL QUESTIONNAIRE*

  1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality?

  2. When and how did you decide that you were a heterosexual?

  3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow
    out of?

  4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of
    the same sex?

  5. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, is it possible that
    all you need is a good gay or lesbian lover?

  6. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did you react?

  7. Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled to seduce others into your
    life-style?

  8. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Why can't you just be
    what you are and keep quiet about it?

  9. Would you want your children to be heterosexual knowing the problems that
    they'd face?

  10. A disproportionate majority of child molestors are heterosexual. Do you
    consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?

  11. With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is
    spiraling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?

  12. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?

  13. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race
    survive if everyone were heterosexual like you?

  14. Could you trust a heterosexual therapist to be objective? Don't you
    fear (s)he might be inclined to influence you in the direction of her/his own leanings?

  15. How can you become a whole person if you limit yourself to compulsive,
    exclusive heterosexuality, and fail to develop you natural, healthy homosexual potential?

  16. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been
    developed that might enable you to change if you really want to. Have
    you considered trying aversion therapy?


* Reprinted from "Are You Still My Mother" by Gloria Guss Back.
   Warner Books, 1985. Questionnaire attributed to Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., West Hollywood, CA.